Invasion Of The Bugs

I just woke up but I feel absolutely spent because of my dream.

I dreamt that I was at home with my family, and out of nowhere, a MOTHER FUCKING HUGE swarm of bugs passed through the neighbourhood. So immediately hundreds of cockroaches, locust, and other miscellaneous insects started invading our home. I started screaming like a pussy I am when I see insects, and rushed to shut all the windows.

We then began the terrifying chore of trying to kill all the bugs around us. I was so scared and disgusted and out of my mind that I caught a cockroach with my bare hands. I remember that shudder of disgust that ran through my whole body when I did that.

So I was going around the house, spraying insecticide at every creepy crawlie on the walls and in the tight corners. And when I lifted my mattress to do that, I saw the eye of a Velociraptor. My heart dropped and I got scared shit. But then I bravely decided to lure it out. So I irritated it some more by spraying insecticide on its eyes. It then got up, and sprang in my direction. I dashed for the door, and some how managed to lure it outside my door and run back in to lock my gate.

While turning the key to lock it, I noticed a huge fumigating fog behind the Velociraptor. And when the white smoke covered it, it turned into a very fat and ugly Chinese girl.

I need another 8 hours to recuperate from this dream’s trauma.